With all respect to “The Managers”…
Its appraisal time and we get lots of funny things to hear from our managers. We work day in and out for the entire year and yet we find ourselves responsible for our ratings..
Well I m done with my appraisal discussion and my firm asks not to disclose the discussion as it is confidential…Well who cares!! I would like to present the funny version of my discussion with my manager…
I was busy organizing the playlist for my windows media player, the dude enters and asks me “Santosh, If you are not busy could we have a 1-1 discussion”…
No! I wish I said that...”Yes!! Of course!! Let’s pass time...
Mgr: Please sit Santosh!!
Me: …… (I should have said thanks, rude!! Ah it’s ok!)
Mgr: So, You must know why we are here…
Me: Yes, so shall we conclude and get out?
Mgr: How is your work?
Me:It sucks!
Mgr: Well...gr8...So you got a clear idea what u are doing..Gud
Mgr: Coming to your appraisal…
Me: (smiles.. rather laughter)
Mgr: Santosh, what have you done different in this year other than your regular work... you know. Something different
Me: Mmmmm….different matlab..I downloaded all the latest audio within the timelines,
Responded quickly to my friends who pinged me on gtalk. wrote some meaningless blogs,
Practiced flirting with gals of other teams….and attended many interviews for other
companies : -)
Mgr: I meant innovation….
Me: (WTF…I thought)…mmmmm…..naa
Mgr: Any organizational givebacks?
Me: What do u mean?
Mgr: I mean how this company is benefited by u?
Me: Oh yeah!,I buy two Smart cards (Coffee cards) every month..
Mgr: Ok. Do you have any problems.. or something you want to discuss and sort out?
Me: (You!)Yes. Sometimes when I select option 4 in the vending machine for Badam milk ,the badam nuts get stuck and I hardly get half a cup of milk…
Mgr: Come on Santosh be serious!!
Me: (Should I slap you?)...Ok,
Mgr: I have received your feedback from the team and it was pretty good..
Me: Thanks. (They send the same feedback every year…)
Mgr: Any more questions?
Me: Do u have any friends in banking companies. ?
Mgr: Yes. .I have friends in CBSH, XEMA,
Me: I will send my resume by EOD...Please review and send it across. Thanks.
Mgr: Questions related to our firm. Your future in this company….
Me: Stopped him. Did u get ur
Mgr: So I found you as as good resource and your rating is .. ? Are u satisfied..?
Me: Satisfied..? I m overwhelmed..(p****d off !! ) I can’t express my feeling in words…(Come out.. I will see you).....I did not expect such a good rating… You are god (bloody dog!!)..
Mgr: Thanks Santosh..for your valuable time
Me: Yeah..that was fun…!!
And now...If you found foul words used or something disgusting….then
“I believe your appraisal meeting is not yet over!!! Hahahaa “
6 comments:
Bhai that was Awesome... too gud.
I just don’t have to comment on this cynical though hilarious piece of work.. Keep it up dear.. Truly ingenious.. :)
I was rolling over my chair while going through this hilarious conversation dude!! Too good :) Your sense of humor is truly amazing to say the least...I hope you keep writing many such blogs in future as humor is your forte I feel...way to go!!
Thanks guys..
My actual discussion wasn't this good....Any way hope u had a good one..
and thanks for ur support & ur comments
hilarious post dude..enjoyed reading it..lol.. you have depicted the true inside picture of whats exactly happens at the appraisal time in a comical way..good going!
gr8 post dude....Thatz awesome!!
This really makes some pretty sense when u just have some 1-1 with ur Mngr n read this....just as in ma case!!
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